The Little Mermaid isn't allowed to be a Disney Princess at Disney Land because she is seen as offensive to the children. She is being replaced by that new Tinkerbell thing. All because she has the seashell top. Bitch please.
She was the best princess, she fucking sang for no fucking reason and married some hot ass guy with jet black hair. She was awesome. Oh wait, and on the first date she didn't even say shit and he still liked her. She even got that kiss the girl song. Damn.
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